Fribozz Introduces Sizes in Mini You Clones

In response to the astounding success of the Fribozz Mini You clone product, the company has embarked on an extension of this theme by way of providing additional sizes of your very own personal clone: the Midi You, Maxi You and Extra Large You. The Midi You will be roughly half your size, with a margin of error of around 1 foot. The Maxi You will be as large as you i.e. you in your gross entirety. The Extra Large You product will be a larger than life version of yourself of intimidating and indeterminate proportions. Fribozz engineers are beside themselves with delight. "We had never imagined that we would be able to control the sizes of our clones to such fine granularity", said DNA & Mutation engineer Bruce Freak.

One minor concern remains to haunt the Fribozz ManyYou project team. Slight variations in ambient lab temperatures are found to cause an extra or missing large toe on the left foot of manufactured clones. Extreme temperature swings are suspected to possibly cause an entire extra or missing foot or head. The recent heat wave in the Mid West has resulted in power problems at the lab, and consequently, deviations in clone manufacturing from set standards. In order to reduce production backlog, Fribozz is offering customers a choice of an extra free cloned foot or a coupon for 50 cents off the next purchase along with any finished imperfect product, in exchange for having to remanufacture a defective clone from scratch. "This is not a serious problem", said Freak, "because the clone still mostly resembles the buyer to a very good degree".