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Far East Breakfast Announces Cat'N Crunch Cereal

By Kev, Andrew and Chad
Posted on August 12, 1999 9:18 am, in Product Byproducts

No one can resist the allure of the Far East and the exotic foods that come from that region. Now, thanks to the Far East Breakfast Company, you no longer need to go to South Korea to get the intriguing flavor of dog and cat in your breakfast cereal.

The Far East Breakfast Company is pleased to introduce Cat'N Crunch and Frosted Lucky Dogs, two new cereals that are bursting with Seoul.

Cat'N Crunch is the only vitamin fortified cereal that features the wholesome goodness of corn and tasty feline bits. Frosted Lucky Dogs has pink hearts, yellow fur, green eyes and blue toenails swirled together in a colorful cereal that kids love!

The Far East Breakfast Company - One Man's Pet Is Another Man's Breakfast

 

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