Wakea Helps You Stay Awake

Finally, there is a scientifically proven way to stay awake!

Choose the red pill or the blue pill!

You're up late studying, or working on that big proposal, or doing whatever it is you do when you're up late, and you find yourself nodding off for the fifth time in five minutes. What can you do?

If you find yourself in this situation often, you can ask your doctor to prescribe new Wakea, which offers the clinically proven stay-awake power of Voveeviraving (UCl₂XeO₇). In our tests, one out of seven participants were able to stay awake for at least an hour longer, on half of the occasions on which they took Wakea. Statistics like that don't lie!

If you have trouble staying awake, you owe it to yourself to call your doctor and request Wakea, from Fribozz Pharmaceuticals.

Wakea is not for everyone. Wakea is a prescription medicine, so you should always consult your doctor before taking it. People with healthy internal organs should never take Wakea. People who smoke, or don't, or people who have been known to shout out lines from Shakespeare's plays should also not take Wakea. If you have any Vitamin C in your diet, or take Vitamin C tablets, you should never be in the same room as Wakea.

Wakea has a significant occurrence of side effects including: drowsiness bordering on narcolepsy, diarrhea and/or constipation, occasional loss of limbs, sweating and dry mouth, and a slight pain just below the knee. In case of loss of vision or hearing, please contact your doctor immediately.